Let’s start by addressing the Elephant In The Room…

None of us were quite ready for new music yet. With May 20th etched into our brains as we eagerly await the release of Harry’s House, the performance of Boyfriends sent everyone into a frenzy. Going through a breakup never felt so empowering, cheers Harry!

Two New Tracks? Harry, stop spoiling us!

And with all the leaked music we’ve had bounding around Twitter this week, the performance of Late Night Talking had people shook on Weekend One.

Stan Twitter really had people in heavy anticipation for Harry’s House, with this tweet featuring Sex Education’s Eric really summing up the mood.

Can May 20th just hurry up, please? We need to add Late Night Talking to my playlists ASAP.

For those of us raised in the late nineties and early noughties, Weekend One shook us to our core. The introduction to Man, I Feel Like A Woman! alights something in us at the best of times, let alone when it’s blasted in the midst of a headline Coachella set. It’s safe to say that fans were pretty pleased with the emergence of Shania Twain mid-way through the set.

Serotonin? Through the roof after this performance.

And yes, we have raided the internet for a Shania-inspired sequin dress following this moment. Love On Tour is going to be a blinder with the sun beating down on a sea of sequins come June time. No, we won’t apologise for that.

As if Shania wasn’t enough, weekend two brought even more theories out of the woodwork. Would Harry and the 1D boys reunite? Could it be Stevie Nicks? You Are Home posted a door that appeared to show the pattern on one of Niall’s Shirts – maybe it would be him?

But as Lizzo shared to Instagram Stories her heading out to the desert, fans had an inkling that perhaps it could be her.

Some handled the news better than others. Performing the iconic disco track I Will Survive, fans lost their minds at the somewhat chaotic collab. Karaoke night at Harry’s House anyone?

Ever since the Grammy’s performance last year, we’ve seen another evolution in Harry’s wardrobe. Now, entering an almost glam rock/western era, fans are obsessing over every fashion move he makes. And some of the tweets – well, they speak for themselves.

Catch every girl at HSLOT wearing a pair of rhinestoned cowboy boots. And the cowboy hats? Here to stay! Who needs London Fashion Week when you can attent Harry Styles: Love On Tour anyway.

Harry was definitely serving Strawberry Shortcake vibes on weekend two (if you know, you know)

Hannah Montana is absolutely QUAKING.

You best believe our Google search history over the last week or so has consisted largely of searches for sequin jumpsuits like Harry’s. If we can’t get one of those, catch us jazzing up anything we can get our hands on with a tube of Uhu Glue and cheap, Ebay rhinestones.

But if all else fails, I guess we could turn up looking something like Jon Snow…

Screaming, crying, and violently shaking.

Medicine occasionally makes an appearance at Harry’s own headline shows but at one of music’s most coveted festivals? Surely not.

How wrong were we? The unreleased track had fans in shock across both weekends, and Harry well and truly Punk’d us all. The snake knew exactly what this would do to us and the internet was in absolute chaos.

From the thumb licks to the lyrics – which we now can fully agree on, right?- Medicine had fans turning feral in the desert itself and on sofas around the round.

And amongst all the leaks, if you really want to hear the studio recording of Medicine, you now can. But if Harry ever fancied officially releasing the track, we could totally get behind that. *hint hint harry*

We’re ready.